Congress to Launch a Two-Month Crash Course for Rahul Gandhi.

In his recent visit to Germany, Rahul Gandhi failed to answer on how he would’ve resolved the Doklam issue, despite being quite critical of the government on the entire issue. It has again exposed that the opposition is unequivocally clueless about what they oppose.

In order to address this issue, Congress is especially launching a two-month long crash course ahead of the 2019 general elections. The crash course would cover topics which the opposition has been criticising all this while including Demonetisation, GST, Rafale deal, Doklam etc. The crash course has been specially designed for dynast leaders like Rahul Gandhi and Jyotiraditya Scindia, who have been perennialy embarrassing the party and have not been kicked out only due to Congress’ “no-nonsense” policy of “Family First”.

Different topics will be spelled out in layman terms and dumbed down to an extent that it can be understood even by a school student. A decision which some people are viewing as a massive dig at ninth-standard fail Tejashwi Yadav.

Sources reveal that the crash course includes ways to duck a question. While explaining the course structure a BuzzFeed writer said “See it’s okay to not know everything but what is important is how you answer a question when you have no idea about it. For example, when asked about Doklam Rahul Gandhi could have said – It’s the country’s internal security matter hence I cannot talk about this on an open platform or he could have said that Doklam is a big issue and cannot be possibly answered in such a small time.”

The crash course is designed by a team of political experts, economic advisors, and a few jobless BuzzFeed writers. Online registration for the course would begin early next month. Although the fee for the course is not yet announced, it is likely to be around ₹2.5 lacs and children from age group 6 onwards can register.