Big news coming from Adelaide after losing the series in just the third Test, England has changed its national sport. Cricket will no longer be England’s national sport.
Apparently, England is losing at its own invented game so badly to Australia that it now looks like Australia was the one who taught them how to play cricket. On the fifth day of the third Test, England’s batting began and ended almost immediately, and Australia won the five-Test series 3–0 in just the third match, saying, “What kind of nonsense Bazball is this?” After this, England decided it would replace cricket with some other national sport.
Speaking to The Fauxy, England captain Ben Stokes said, “Teaching cricket to Australia was England’s biggest mistake.”
Currently, since England isn’t good at any sport, it is trying to invent a new one so it can declare it as its national sport.
