Communists Demand Anti-Conversion Bill as Capitalists Keep ‘Converting’ Them with Cash

Communists across India have started protesting, demanding an ‘Anti-Conversion Bill‘ to save their kind, as capitalists continue to convert them with cash.

The protest began after a prominent communist and comedian, previously vocal against capitalism and the government for their capitalist policies, was successfully converted by Mukesh Ambani and started praising him and his ventures, like Vantara.

Fauxy sources suggest that communists in Bollywood are also planning to make a movie—similar to The Kerala Story—to raise awareness about this “Capitalism Jihad.”