Big news is coming from Goa, where locals have made a new rule according to which all tourists will have to come naked and buy new clothes strictly from the locals.
A few days back, Goa locals made a rule to ban rental cars and forced a couple to take local cabs. Encouraged by its success, they have made new rules where you can’t bring your clothes, cameras, kids, or even diseases—everything will be given to you by the locals.
Fauxy sources suggest that “after hearing these laws, thousands of men who were going to Bangkok by lying to their wives have canceled their tickets and are now going to Goa, hoping that the locals will provide them with wives as well“.
