Mahakumbh Water Miraculously Clears Up After CM Yogi Dismisses Health Risk Report

Big news is coming from Prayagraj, where the waters of Mahakumbh have reportedly turned crystal clear after Uttar Pradesh CM Yogi Adityanath dismissed a report warning of serious public health risks for devotees taking the holy dip.

The faecal coliform bacteria allegedly began converting themselves into H₂O the moment the report was rejected, resulting in overnight purification of the water.

Sources at The Fauxy suggest that the “same method is now being applied to clean the Yamuna overnight, following the BJP’s return to power in Delhi after 28 years“.