India agrees to take back 18,000 Indians living in US in exchange for people who call rupee bucks

Two days after Donald Trump took the oath as the President of the United States, India has agreed to take back 18,000 Indians living in the U.S. in exchange for Indians who call rupees “bucks.”

Fauxy sources suggest that “the list of Indians set to be deported may also include those who speak with fake English accents, take pride in drinking coffee over tea, brag about exclusively listening to English songs, and celebrate Halloween“.

Hearing this, people from South Delhi and Bombay are horrified and have appealed to their President, Donald Trump, to also lay claim over South Delhi and Bombay— just like Canada and Greenland—so they wouldn’t have to leave their expensive homes.