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Two Days After Atul-Subhash’s Case, Court Orders Construction of Gutters in Front of its Premise

Two Days After Atul-Subhash’s Case, Court Orders Construction of Gutters in Front of its Premise
  • PublishedDecember 12, 2024

Atul Subhash’s statement, “If the court fails to provide justice, then pour my ashes into some gutter outside the court,” has prompted the court to take swift action by ordering the construction of gutters in front of its building.

Speaking to The Fauxy, the judge said, “As a man, in the present framework of the justice system, Atul is unlikely to get justice. However, we will fulfil his next dying wish, and for that, we are building new gutters.”

Seizing the moment, the government has decided to recognize the 100% profitable alimony industry as an SME under the 28% GST slab, enabling wives to secure loans under the MSME scheme to hire top lawyers and extract every last penny from their husbands.

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