Khaap to manufacture new EVMs for Congress after Congress loses the Haryana elections just by 9 seats and blames EVMs for it

Big news is coming from Haryana, where the Khaap Panchayat has decided to manufacture new EVMs for Congress after Congress lost in Haryana and started blaming EVMs for being hacked in BJP’s favor.

Congress’s victory in this Haryana election was almost certain, just as the victory of Vinesh Phogat was certain in the 2024 Olympics. But just like she lost at the last moment and surprised everyone, Congress’s loss in Haryana also surprised everyone. But to no one’s surprise, Congress started blaming EVMs for their loss.

After giving a Khaap medal to Vinesh Phogat for losing the Olympics gold, the Khaap has come to the rescue again and has decided to manufacture new EVMs. These EVMs will be hacked in Congress’s favor and will be used in elections organized by the Khaap, where Congress will win.

Fauxy sources suggest that after Vinesh Phogat won the election, the Khaap asked her to resign and participate in the Khaap elections as it should be more important to her than the real elections, just as the Khaap medal was more important to her than the real Olympics medal. But she even refused to recognize the Khaap members.

Currently, the Khaap is asking Rahul Gandhi not to campaign for Congress in the Khaap elections, or else they will lose that election too.

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