Big news is coming from the United States, where Kamala Harris has denied any inflation in the country. To prove it, she even showed two receipts from different hitmen hired for the assassination of Donald Trump, three months apart, with the same price.
While Kamala Harris is confident about winning, she doesn’t want to repeat the 2016 fiasco when Hillary Clinton was also confident about winning but Donald Trump ended up winning instead. Additionally, due to her Indian and Jamaican origins, many people question her Americanness. To secure her presidency and demonstrate her American identity, she decided to follow the American tradition of assassinating presidents, thus killing two birds with one stone.
During an interview with Fauxy, when our correspondent asked Kamala why she needed to raise another $47 million when she had already raised hundreds of millions of dollars before, if there’s no inflation in the US, she blamed Donald Trump and said, “Well, I would stop raising money, but Donald Trump keeps surviving. The prices of those hitmen are steady, but they aren’t cheap.”
After failing twice, Kamala’s team has advised her to hire an expert hitman and shooter for Trump, and heeding her team’s advice, Kamala is currently hiring an average American schoolboy to finish the job.