To combat Islamophobia, Labour Party of UK decriminalises rape

To combat rising Islamophobia in the UK, primarily fueled by the Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, the ruling Labour Party has decided to decriminalise rape. After all the tactics of the Labour Party to deflect responsibility from the Muslims—like denying the existence of these gangs, naming them Asian grooming gangs instead of Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, and arresting whoever raised their voice against them—failed, the Labour Party took a poll in their parliament and voted to decriminalise rape altogether. Fauxy sources suggest that the Religious Freedom Index of the UK has improved after this decision, and with the votes of all these rapists, their families, and community members, the Labour Party is headed for a landslide victory in the next UK elections.