Revealed: North Indians Indeed a Burden on South Indians Due to the Principles of Gravity
Kerala flood has once again resurfaced the age-old debate that North Indians are nothing but a burden on South Indians, who claim to be superior taxpayers. A recent study agrees with the eccentric claims of the South Indian intellectuals. The latest findings echo the teachings of the Holy ‘Aasmani Kitaab’ and substantiate the Islamic discovery that the Earth as we know it, is in fact flat. The study underlines how gravity is playing an important role in putting pressure on the South Indians.
The debate isn’t limited to tax burden anymore. “You don’t understand the gravity of the situation. Even in the map of India North is above South so it’s obvious South Indians are carrying the weight of North Indians”. Says Rifat Jawaid, Muslim expert.
India’s geography is such that the region in the North is wider than that in South India. Adding to their woes, the population of the Northern states is much higher than the Southern states which again illustrates how the South Indians are literally bearing the brunt.
Several Islamic organizations have issued a copyright violation lawsuit against the university that has funded this new study, pointing out that it was learned long back that earth is flat and that the study is nothing but gross plagiarism of the sacred texts.
Soon after the research papers surfaced on news, Zakir Naik released a satellite image of a solar system further attesting that the Earth is indeed flat, and has always been so.
The study has also roused up a new political debate. South Indian states are now citing the findings of this new study and questioning the BJP Government on why all the rivers flowing in Northern India do not automatically flow to the South. As usual, keeping the tradition alive, media and politicians are holding PM Modi responsible for the workings of the laws of physics.
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