Over-Enthusiastic Student Develops COVID-19 Vaccine For Inanimate Objects To Contain The Spread

In a major breakthrough to contain the covid spread and save humanity, an over-enthusiastic student from Kerala has developed a vaccine for inanimate objects.
21-Year-Old Chandramadhav used his Facebook post to announce his discovery of a COVID-19 vaccine for inanimate objects that frequently get touched and aid in spreading the virus. Chandramadhav demonstrated his discovery and its efficacy by injecting the vaccine in society’s lift button that every lift user presses. However, seconds after injecting the vaccine the short-circuit happened and the lift came to halt making seven people stuck between the ground and first floor for over two hours and were rescued after lift was repaired.
Speaking to The Fauxy, Chandramadhav said “We are vaccinating people without being considerate toward inanimate objects which contain viruses for a long period and give viruses to other people. If we start vaccinating these objects then only we will be able to contain the spread“.