Man caught sending corona virus samples to Tik-Tok users through courier

Mumbai. Tik-Tok users are a menace. Tik-Tok videos are spreading like virus, and they are a bigger virus than Coronavirus. In fact a person in Mumbai named Jagdish Malik was caught giving the corona virus to many Tik-Tok users.
Jagdish was watching all these cringe videos on social media and finally decided that he has had enough. He went to China for few days and brought coronavirus packed in air tight containers. He started giving out this viruses by online parcels to the Tik Tok users. The users who opened the boxes are in hospital right now.
Jagdish has brought so much virus from China that he can use it for months. He has calculated the number of Tik Tok users in India and based on that he will use the virus so that he can impact everyone.
The only problem though as found by the fauxy research team is that day-by-day the number of Tik Tok users is increasing in India and hence Jagdish will have to plan another trip to China pretty soon.