2nd Sep, 2021
In his recent statement to the media in a press conference, US President Joe Biden has announced the massive change in US policy for Afghanistan and Taliban. America will be restarting the Afghanistan war against the Taliban and this time US soldiers will work from home due to ongoing Covid and several restrictions.
To justify the move, Biden said, “We did a survey of over a hundred thousand…. thousand…. sorry hundred or fifty something companies and we all reached to a conclusion that productivity increases drastically when employees work from the comfort of their home.”
He further added, “I am sure that Talibans are fearing for their life after I made my statement. They must have started booking their slots at the nearest graveyards. Well… I know it’s midnight in Afghanistan right now. So, I’m talking about insomniac Talibans and those who are on night duty.”
Following up on this news, Former US President Donald Trump has issued a short statement, “Biden needs to be fired, somebody should do this and who else can be better for this than me?”
This is an updated story and we are looking forward to statements coming from important people on this issue.