One piece of news which has taken a fixed position in daily news is ‘ A Keralite caught smuggling gold in the form of paste concealed in his rectum’. Lately, multiple cases of gold hidden in rectum is giving tough time to the airport authority deployed in Kerala.
As cases of gold smuggle has soared, the airport authority has mandated piles test for travellers landing at any airport of Kerala. The authority is also installing an x-ray machine in the toilet pots in case any traveler releases it while shitting.
“The piles test will be free of cost but if gold is found in one’s rectum then it will be a paid test” told the govt official to The Fauxy.
