AIB To Hire More Sex Offenders In Order To Stay ‘Relevant’ in News All The Time
Notorious comedy group AIB, whose members have been exposed recently for sending unsolicited boner selfies to girls, is again in the news, this time for trying everything to be in the news. AIB’s latest circular that aims to get more people on board invited some serious controversy for being outrightly brazen.
In its circular for hiring content writers, AIB has explicitly mentioned that a higher degree of preference shall be given to applicants who have a past experience of harassing women online and/or offline and a 10% additional salary hike for applicants who fail to control their urge of sending nudes to girls. The circular is aimed at hiring people who can keep the group in news by hook and by crook.
“Public memory is shortlived. People forget even the worst kind of crimes they had once outraged against and go back to their work – business as usual. Meanwhile, if we keep the harassment ‘ball’ rolling, we will get more attention and much more YouTube views” said one of the senior comedians at AIB.
