After COVID Vaccine, India To Supply Crux Suraksha Spray To Joe Biden To Help Him Overcome His Sniffing Habit
India’s initiative of supplying Covid-19 vaccines to the world despite its huge domestic requirements has been widely appreciated and helped raise its global stature. In another major diplomatic effort, India is now supplying Crux Suraksha Spray to other countries including the US.
Reportedly, India’s decision of supplying Crux Suraksha Spray to Joe Biden came after several videos of the US President Joe Biden surfaced on social media where he can be seen creepily sniffing women’s hair. Sources suggest that Joe Biden has perennial nasal congestion which makes him sniff almost all the time.
The Whitehouse has already placed an order for the next 6 months and has promised to make it a long term contract. The Crux Suraksha Spray will form an important part of the bilateral trade between the two countries with the value reaching to comparable levels of some other goods traded between them.
“Crux Suraksha Spray is a herbal spray which not only kills 99.99% of germs but also clears nasal congestion in just a few sprays. It will certainly help Joe Biden and to make it work we have decided to spray it on women’s hair who frequently meet him” told a White House official to The Fauxy.
After encountering many instances where people were seen using each other’s mask without fear, the government was mulling over the fact of opening a research institute to produce masks with a sensor that can allow you to identify your own mask. But looking at the amazing results provided by Crux Suraksha Spray, that plan was cancelled and the government saved a lot of money.
