To prove their friendship, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin have decided to campaign for PM Modi in the Bihar election—just like PM Modi campaigned for Trump in 2019.
The campaign will kick off with a bike rally, where President Xi Jinping, Putin, and PM Modi will all ride bikes, stop to eat Bihar’s world-famous litti chokha, and then head to the rally ground to address the people of Bihar. Fauxy sources suggest that while the world’s other biggest leaders will be having fun together, Donald Trump will be watching this entire rally live while drinking to drown his sorrow of being left out.
Currently, PM Modi is teaching Putin and Xi Jinping Bhojpuri so that they can easily greet and discuss politics with the people of Bihar.
