Fauxy thanks you for leaving the market and helping it recover!

The stock market, after five months of relentless free fall, has finally decided to move upwards, and we want to thank you—yes, you—who sold your shares at a loss, only to make the market rally the very next day.

You entered the crypto market, made losses, and exited, instantly sending Bitcoin to an all-time high for the rest of us. Thank you!

Thank you for finally accepting that it was your bad luck dragging the markets down.

Now, for everyone’s sake, stay away from the market.