After Jawed Habib Joins BJP, Congress Likely To Rope In Dr. Batra
A few days back popular Indian celebrity hair stylist Jawed Habib joined BJP and expressed his wish to be a Chowkidar of country. Jawed Habib who is one of the best hairdressers in the world gave a slight edge to BJP in urban cities where people invest a good amount on their appearance.
Congress who claims to be popular among youth and liberals tried to rope-in a bigger hair stylist to even out the Jawed Habib impact, but as fate would have it they ended up settling with Dr. Batra. On Monday, the famous hair transplant specialist Dr. Batra joined Congress in order to land potential clients in the party.
Congress party spokesperson Sanjay Jha tweeted, “This is what I call killing two birds with one stone! Dr. Batra will not only help the party gain more urban votes but shall also help party people like me!”
Many journalists are viewing this as a masterstroke by Congress. Editors Guild President Shekhar Gupta, who himself battles with hair loss issues, came out with an article titled “By Roping In Dr Batra, Congress Addresses Core Public Issues” to appreciate the move.
Team The Fauxy reached out to senior Congress leader Digvijay Singh for his comments:
“Ye Rahul Ji ka decision tha. Ab BJP hamaara baal bhi baanka nahi kar paegi!” said Digvijay Singh, another balding leader from the Congress party.
