Venezuelans Have Started Experiencing Weird Things Just a Day After Coming Under U.S. Control
Sudden Love for Oil:
Despite having the world’s biggest oil reserves, Venezuelans never cared much about oil. But just a day under U.S. control, many were seen bathing in it.
Unexplained Pull Toward Junk Food:
The moment U.S. forces captured President Nicolás Maduro, Venezuelans felt an invisible pull toward McDonald’s, Burger King, and KFC.
Urge to Buy Guns:
Venezuelans have developed a sudden urge to buy guns and take them to schools instead of books.
Hating Immigrants:
Venezuelans now feel like telling other Venezuelans to leave their country when they hear them speaking Spanish— a language that suddenly sounds foreign.
Finger Automatically Searching for Porn:
As Elon Musk made Starlink free in the country so Venezuelans stay busy and don’t revolt. their fingers have automatically started searching for OnlyFans and other porn sites as Venezuelans starts turniny Gooners, Incel and conspiracy theorists at record pace.
Currently, Pakistan is also claiming to have found oil, just to get free Starlink internet.
