A major fire has engulfed the medieval cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris, one of France’s most famous landmarks. The officials say that the fire broke out during a work of renovation.
More than 500 firefighters worked day and night to preserve the structure while Christain evangelists slipped into depression after failing to extinguish Notre Dame fire with their superpowers. Many of these evangelists had earlier claimed to kinetically solve any damn problem in the world without even knowing the problem.
One of the evangelists spoke to The Fauxy and said “I am surprised, it’s the first time my superpower hasn’t worked. I have solved so many problems for so many Christ-lovers. One woman who was not staying with her husband wanted to have kids. I got it done! I think Notre Dame is cursed and no one can save it.”
Another evangelist claimed that it was due to his superpowers that the Notre Dame cathedral caught fire; he was arrested later. While in custody, the arrested evangelist revealed that he was just bluffing like other evangelists do, however it turned out that the policeman who caught him subscribed to the Left-ideology, and could not believe that Christain missionaries can be frauds.
