LAHORE: Recently, Pakistan became the world’s third largest country when it comes to donkeys. The population of donkeys has now crossed a record 5 million mark in Pakistan.
The Pakistan Economic (Haha) Survey 2017-18 revealed that the number of donkeys in the country has increased by more than a lac in the past year. This news disturbed Pakistan’s PM Imran Khan, who then decided to take immediate measures to curb the rising donkey population. One such measure includes sending off Pakistanis to outer space instead of goats, by Chinese aerospace agencies who often need lab rats for their satellite trials.
In view of the rising population of donkeys, Arvind Kejriwal has also decided to cancel his solo trip to Pakistan which was scheduled for early next year. Arvind Kejriwal who has often been spotted saying “Hum Gadhe Hain” to all his party members and supporters, denied commenting on the donkey news item.
Reporting the news, the famous Pakistani reporter Chand Nawab said “Border ke paar, behrune mulk se, sarhad seema ke baahir se aate gadhon ko bhi roka jayega”. Insiders reveal that this news discouraged many politicians in India and especially hurt the sentiment of AAP members who used to proudly call themselves AAPiya and Gadhe.