Big news is coming from Haryana, where the Khaap Panchayat has announced plans to give ‘Khaap iPhones’ to all the people who stood in line all day, only to miss out on the new iPhone as the stock sold out just before their turn.
The Khaap Panchayat made this decision after seeing many people cry for not getting an iPhone because they were just a little late to the queue in the morning. Earlier, the Khaap had awarded a gold medal to Vinesh Phogat for losing due to being just 100 grams overweight, as the Khaap believes no one should lose out on anything just because they were a little late or slightly overweight.
Fauxy sources suggest that, much like the “Khaap itself, ‘Khaap iPhones’ will also be many years behind in technology, but due to their rarity and preciousness, the base models will be even more expensive than iPhone Pro models. As it’s more about emotional value than technological value, with the added perk of being a direct ticket to a career in politics”.
Currently, executives at Apple are panicking, unsure of what to do as ‘Khaap iPhones’ may render their iPhones irrelevant, just like the ‘Khaap gold medal’ made the real Olympic gold medal irrelevant.
