The final episode of Game of Thrones was aired on Monday. Ashes of whatever remained of Westeros settled in the series’ finale and the eight-season long battle for the Iron Throne finally came to an end. The finale received a mixed reaction from fans and critics with several getting disappointed with the predictable plot.
Fans all over the world are dejected over the rushed ending, and more than a million viewers have signed a petition to have the eighth season remade. But there is a majority of them who have accepted the ending, moved on & now have nothing to do with their lives. One such group in India is particularly in trouble as the Indian general elections have also ended, thus leaving nothing that excites them in life anymore. Few who already started missing the nude scenes tried shifting towards porn but as fate would have it, Jio banned it all. A large chunk of population is now lonely and desolate with no purpose to lead their lives.
These Game of Thrones fans were immediately spotted by Mamata Banerjee led Trinamool party for job placement (I know right?)
“These people have seen executions, assassinations, political killings, suicides, battles and wars, god forbid they have even seen the Red Wedding. They are used to blood. They are perfect to work for TMC as Special Goon Executives,” said Derek O’Brien, a Senior goon from the TMC family.
If reports are to be believed, several people have accepted Didi’s offer and are happy that despite the end of Game Of Thrones, they still have a chance to witness a real life war while working in the Republic of Bengal.