Delhi: A huge chunk of a busy road in New Delhi caved in, leaving a car and an auto-rickshaw trapped under the debris. The shocking incident that recently came to fore, reflects the inefficiency of PWD and the Delhi government. However, CM Arvind Kejriwal chose to stay silent on the issue until he was forced by a journalist to comment. As per our internal sources placed in the Aam Aadmi Party, CM Kejriwal is suspecting that a UFO or a spaceship landing has resulted in creating the big crater-like hole.
Answering to the questions of The Fauxy, Arvind Kejriwal said “While watching the movie “Koi Mil Gaya” I noticed that when aliens arrive in their spaceships, it creates a huge hole on the landing ground. This must be it!”
He further added “Yesterday, Delhi witnessed a power failure for around 10-15 mins which further confirms the fact that aliens landed here indeed, exactly like in the movie. I am not sure but I think this is done under the behest of Modi Ji who is eyeing all seven Lok Sabha seats from Delhi.”
A large crowd gathered around the site where the incident took place and helped to pull the vehicles out, while CM Kejriwal was merrily busy shifting the blame.