In a tragic incident, around 60 people died due to constipation after they were not allowed to perform their morning rituals on railway tracks. Under the Swachh Bharat Campaign, the Modi government has issued strict guidelines to all the municipalities so as to ensure that there’s not even a single case of open defecation happening in any part of the country.
To address the issue, municipal employees are taking supervisory rounds and patrolling all the railway tracks where the locals go to relieve the natures’ calls or Vodafone calls.
On Saturday morning, when around 100 people were sitting on tracks and trying to let it go, in a surprise visit, municipal employees came along with the local police and shit just got real. People ‘dropped’ everything and left off midway to save themselves. However, amidst all the chaos around 60 people could not completely finish the task in hand as they weren’t even able to secure a place to sit. It was later reported that all those 60 people died due to constipation. A detailed report is awaited.